Nothing like having your bloated, blackened bowels displayed to the world

Eat it or else.

Just in case you wanted all the details...

Yet another Parisian doc eager to unclog your pipes

An expert regarding the patoot.

Meetup group for international constipation docs

I can't wait!

Ye Gods Dr. Watson! Yet anozair case of self poisoning zat only a large stockpile of fresh yeast can cure!

Vienna..colon capitol of ze verld...

There's 8??

It's official..there WAS no other malady at the time but constipation.

I exploit children!

Tell him it all worked itself out in the end.

I detect a hint of glee as he imagines your mental collapse.

I'd be a tense wreck too if all I treated was constipation.

Dom Delouise?

Chew, dammit! Chew!

OK, so now we know that most of these docs came from some prestegious School of Laxative studies in Vienna....

Man, if it wasn't for laxatives, what WOULD these doctors be doing???